Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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