I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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