I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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