too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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