So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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