It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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