Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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