Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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