I think I am morally bankrupt
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Terrible idea I love it
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
