its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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