oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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