Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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