what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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