i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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