so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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