I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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