Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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