My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
what day is it and did you see me today?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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