i jhust puked up my retainher.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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