There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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