i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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