on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
