was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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