he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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