my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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