So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I faked an abortion last night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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