everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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