glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
he just fucked me for my cheese..
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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