We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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