I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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