Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
