I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
