she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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