Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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