Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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