Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
