...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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