Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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