I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
