just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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