32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You have to summon your inner elephant
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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