i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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