we're blogging at a bar
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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