Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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