Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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