is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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