There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No subtext here. People are naked.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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