Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Actions speak louder than pants.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
