Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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