she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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